Love... SWEET love...
Greetings, people of the internet... I hope you are all doing well and living syphilis free. If not, bummer, dude. :( ...oh, and put some cream on that shit. Anyhoo, I'm here to tell you about how I'm in love again. Yes, me! IN LOVE!!!!!! Can you believe it? Don't get it twisted though... I'm not in love with a stripper or hookers and cocaine. (You know, since I'm not T-Pain or Charlie Sheen.) I am in love with... *drum roll please* brrrrrr brrrrr brrrrr <--- HA! That was a sorry attempt at typing sound, it makes it seem like I'm cold. ...ok, where was I? Oh, I was about to tell you what I love. Ok, here Goes... I'm in love with................... MASTURBA.... Hey, what the hell?!? I don't know where that came from. My mind was thinking COFFEE while my hands were thinking Masturbation. Sneaky hands, how dare you? ...but yes, Coffee. I'm In love with COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE!!!!!! (Whoa, apparently I...